There are some really cool shots of drones in this episode. And that’s about it. Plot one has the better idea: Rich “sustaining dew” Dotcom has accidentally inspired an environmental terrorist group – ok, his “algorithm has inspired an environmental terrorist group” but he knows that’s no better – which is going to attack New York TODAY. (As usual.) Rich has a few cute moments in the process of trying to stop this, and, like I said, there are really cool shots of drones, but the story’s nothing new, the execution is utterly perfunctory and the only part of it that’s surprising is that Keaton gets shot. I like Keaton! I don’t want him to die.
At this point, though, I’d be quite happy for Zapata to go to the great bullpen in the sky instead. Plot two is her now standard, increasingly turgid fare: doing something bad in what she thinks is the least bad way possible and being all angsty about it. Zzzzzzzz. This week, Reade is on the other end of whatever it is she’s doing and his reward is a big bruise and a pro forma lecture about how everything is the fault of the government/ law enforcement/ humanity/ delete as appropriate. Yeah, whatevs, girlfriend. Not only have we heard this kind of speech before on EVERY. PROCEDURAL. EVER, but we actually hear it at least twice in this episode: Team Drone appear to be reading from the same Big Book of Boring Excuses for Badness as Tasha and everybody else. So you’ll forgive me if I roll my eyes and go back to fretting about Keaton and hoping Rich and Patterson get better material to work with next week, because even they couldn’t save this one. Dull.
Riggs isn’t sleeping. And when he finally manages to close his eyes, he’s haunted by gruesome nightmares about his father. He’s also convinced himself that he’s being followed around by a rather spooky raven. So he needs caffeine, and lots of it. (Or drugs, but Dr Cahill isn’t playing ball.) Fortunately, an early opportunity to raid – and destroy – an upmarket coffee machine presents itself when he and Murtaugh are investigating the death of Kyle Kennedy, a surfer, who seems to have fallen foul of the Shore Boys, a nasty beach gang who at first just looked like Mean Girls with surfboards.
And from here on, everything in this episode is an absolute delight. Whether it’s a caffeinated Riggs chasing a suspect on foot, to Murtaugh’s bewilderment (“Why are you running? We’ve got a car!”); Bowman being hailed by surfer dudes as “punched-out-a-shark-guy”; Murtaugh’s hijacking of a charity dinner for the wrongfully imprisoned with an unfortunate joke; or the very naughty visual gag which fuels Murtaugh’s suspicion that Trish is having an affair with guest star Scottie Pippen, the whole thing pops and crackles with humour and energy, balanced nicely by Riggs’s ongoing torment. (I’m also warming to Bowman, incidentally.)
The episode, incidentally, is written by Elizabeth Davis Beall, a Lethal Weapon exec producer and Castle alum. This seems to be her first credit as lead writer on this show. I hope she gets another soon.
It feels churlish to wonder if we really need a TV show in which Hugh Laurie plays a talented medic with a monosyllabic surname, but that’s what Hulu’s new drama Chance is giving us. Eldon Chance – do you see what they did there? – is a forensic neuropsychiatrist with a complicated private life and a Secret Pain or two, who gets entangled with a femme fatale patient (Gretchen Mol) and thus with her violent detective husband (Leo from Scandal). The first two episodes are directed by Lenny Abrahamson (Frank, Room) which, together with The Handmaid’s Tale, suggests that Hulu want to be seen as serious premium TV players. Although the critical response in America was mixed I have a strong feeling that this is actually pretty good, but I just don’t know if I have the time to watch it (tonight, Universal, 9pm).
Jane and Oliver Kind are basically stuck in a video game: locked in a single room, under video surveillance, in a remote cabin, till they work their way on to the next level (ie downstairs), get the word out to Team Tat, and try not to get some kidnapped kids killed, all while ideally not getting killed themselves.
Jane is pretty tremendous throughout, Oliver Kind not so much – any heroism on his part being more accidental than intended, although by the end he does seem to be picking up the hand-to-hand combat bug, if not necessarily the mad skillz. And I could have done without the words “Ponzi scheme” cropping up, but at least we don’t labour it. Too much.
Kurt, meanwhile, divides his time between fretting over how to rescue Jane, being ridiculously nice to the unspeakable Roman – FFS what is it with the writers and this character? He is uninteresting, unlikeable, and unbloodybearable. ENOUGH -and being exceptionally kind to Reade who, never mind quitting, asshat, should be fired a thousand times over and take his terrible stoyline with him.
Roman and Reade notwithstanding, however, the episode was entertaining enough, thanks to Jane and the kidnap story, the departure (please) of Oliver Kind, and the promise of a Jeller resurgence – I see it, I SQUEE it. Hurrah!
First on this week’s list is the acclaimed eight-part HBO drama The Night Of, based on the UK show Criminal Justice. British actor Riz Ahmed plays the lead role of Naz, who has a night of sexy and druggy action with a young woman, then – inevitably, this being TV – wakes up the next morning to find her stabbed to death, and is accused of her murder. Richard Price and Steven Zaillian are co-creators, writers, and exec producers. The American critics loved it (Sky Atlantic, Thursday 1 September, 9pm).
And from the other side of the world, Wolf Creek, a six-part remake of the horror film of the same name, is one of the first original programme offerings from Australian streaming company Stan – no, I can’t keep up either. An American tourist in the outback survives an attack during which other members of her family are killed, then tries to track the killer herself. I haven’t seen the original – and, apparently, thoroughly nasty – movie, but the TV show was reasonably well-received in Australia. Trailer here (Fox UK, tonight, 10pm).
Also starting: Amazon Prime’s The Collection, which they’re touting as their first ever original UK drama, even though it’s set in post-war Paris (episode 1 available from Friday 2 September); season 3 of NBC’s The Night Shift (Sony Entertainment Television, tonight, 10pm); season 2 of Netflix’s well-received Narcos (available from Friday 2 September); and the first and only season of Syfy’s already-cancelled Hunters, about a Philadelphia cop who tracks down aliens, or something. I have no intention of watching, but I quite like the fact that each episode has the title of an OMD song (Syfy UK, Wednesday 31 August, 9pm).
Forthcoming attraction: him out of Poldark, in Poldark. More on that soon.
‘The Ringer’ opens on an unusually domestic scene: Ben’s still there, in Alice’s bed, in the morning. She, of course, tells him that they can’t do this any more, a pill which is sugared considerably by the gorgeous dress she’s wearing. And the fact she doesn’t mean a word of it, which means that she isn’t wearing the dress for too much longer.
Anyway, she has a Case of the Week, but like last week’s it’s nothing special: the son of video games zillionaire Vincent Singh (Vik Sahay, Lester out of Chuck and, more specifically, Jeffster!) has run away from home because he doesn’t want to live with his father any more. Vincent got sole custody after divorcing from his bipolar wife Karen (Unpopcult favourite Annie Wersching), who he successfully portrayed as a danger to their son. It starts to look as if the boy was kidnapped, and it’s reasonably obvious who’s behind it; what’s less obvious is why Alice should pivot so smoothly to blackmailing her client.
The Con of the Week, though, is much more fun, and perhaps one of the best of the season. Rich young gambling addict Teddy Seavers is “a bit of an idiot”, according to Margot (Sonya Walger having her best episode so far), and a whale who needs to be landed. So she sets up a high-stakes game of poker with the intent of using Ben, Rhys, and the returning Reggie to take a chunk of Teddy’s spare change. What Margot and Ben don’t know, though, is that Rhys is now aware that Ben and Alice are still in contact, and has a much bigger agenda of his own to advance. The episode’s last twist is beautiful, and rounds off yet another smart, fast-moving episode.