Nikita s3 ep 22


They…! She…! He…!


I can’t even…

*breathes into paper bag*

Ok. OK. The opening scene of “Til Death Do Us Part” was bold. BOLD. I was momentarily shocked. And then, not long afterwards, I was shocked again. And then I was shocked and shocked and shocked some more..



*grabs paper bag again*

Death, resurrection, doppelgängers… this was a relentlessly exciting, completely ruthless and thoroughly insane way to end the season. And I LOVED IT.

The only dull spot was Special Envoy-in-Waiting Alex who can now only talk about human trafficking – come to think of it, she’s always been a single-issue character, even if the issue has changed a few times over the years – a hugely important topic for which there is a time and a place for serious discussion, but that’s not on Nikita.

Aside from that, though, this was a freakin’ fantastic way to finish: Nikki was all tortured and ass-kicky, Michael was all noble and Michael-y, and Birkhoff, as always, RULED. The season itself has – like season 2 – had its ups and downs, but if they’re capable of pulling eps like this one out of the bag, then bring on the final run. Especially since it’s short – the fourth and final season is just six eps, so filler opportunities should, one would hope, be limited. Of course, it has already been shown in the US and since Sky Living hasn’t exactly been in a hurry to show the first three seasons, I wouldn’t expect it to be any quicker with the fourth, but I do still love these three characters and their bond, so I’m excited to see how it all ends when it eventually does. Although, after what they’ve put us through this year, it had BETTER be happily. (Except for Amanda who just needs to die already.)


Nikita s3 ep 21

“Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing?”

Is it not a strange fate that we should hear Tolkien being quoted on a CW action show? Although, I can totally see Birkhoff as a fan. And the quote itself turned out to be particularly prescient given the ultimate weapon unveiled in the penultimate episode of the season, “Invisible Hand.”

Before we find out what that weapon is, though, we learn a couple of things: Ryan’s away securing everybody’s pardons and Michael’s a tad fed up with Nikita constantly postponing the rest of their lives with “one last mission”. The third thing we already knew: Amanda may be ridiculously annoying but she’s smarter than the lot of them put together and, yet again, plays them like a symphony orchestra. Guys, you have got to stop getting duped like this.

However, the idea of Alex – ALEX – being offered a job as a Special Envoy to the UN aside (excuse me while I laugh till my sides hurt) aside, this was a pacy, well-tooled episode with a brutal twist that was, yes, clichĂ©d, but also well-executed and well-played by all concerned. I don’t really understand why – SPOILER – use of a pen and paper to get help of some sort is out of the question, but no doubt we’ll see how it all pans out in the finale.

Nikita s3 ep 20

Nikita in a red dress, working a function suite full of politicos, on a mission to retrieve a McGuffin – I feel like I’ve seen this episode about 800 times already, the new bits of course being rogue Sam/Owen, Amanda chained to a bed and, oh yeah, the SEALS wanting to shoot everybody dead. It’s all fine, I suppose – the stand-off at Division is even mildly exciting – and I was delighted to see Cyrus again, but, at this point, it does seem a lot like the show is just spinning its wheels.

Nikita s3 ep 19

Since last week’s carnage apparently didn’t get her enough attention, Alex is now “on the run”, which initially looks more like being “on a moody walk” till it then turns into being “on a suicide mission.” Or really just “on my nerves.” (I may have mentioned this before but Alex does my head in.)

Obviously, Nikita has to spend the episode trying to save Little Miss Udinov from herself (as usual), so that leaves the rest of the 14(!) Division agents who stuck around after the shooting at the Ops Corral to work out what to do next. Now they’re short of dead weight after the mass exodus, however, Ryan wakes up to fill the gap. Which really annoyed me at first (Ryan does my head in too) but actually turns out to be a great idea since his wishy-washy weakness brings out the best in Michael, who has a brilliant episode being all sardonic and strong and capable and handsome and “Don’t blow anything up till I get back or I’ll hunt you down myself.” HEE.

While Alex and Nikita re-live their pasts – Nikki’s flashbacks courtesy of the CW Wig Dept, as usual – then, Mikey and Ryan argue over their future. The boys’ storyline is far more entertaining than the girls’, but the episode as a whole is a more than decent stepping-stone to whatever craziness is going to come from Nikita’s pep talk at the end. As Birkhoff (who is still awesome) points out early on: “Nikki’s good at inspiring stupid people to do really stupid things.” But they often pay off, so go on, Nikki, kick Amanda’s ass. It’s been a long time coming.

Nikita s3 ep 18

“If you’re gonna keep talking, Amanda, just kill me now.”


Thanks to the writers’ fascination both with Amanda’s psyche and Amanda’s psych-y toys, “Broken Homes” essentially gave us two episodes for the price of one. There was the tiresome and stupid one where we all got to watch some Amandavision and hear about some dementedly far-fetched back story that a) is ridiculous and b) no one cares about in the slightest. And then there was the completely AWESOME one where Mikey, Sean and Birkhoff tried to take back Division. The AWESOME one was, er, awesome: smart, fast and thrilling. And, of course, Birkhoff was and is the BEST. The tiresome and stupid one, however – blergh. At least Evil Owen is funny. Evil Amanda just never shuts up.

Nikita s3 ep 17


Ok, “Masks” lost me a bit early on with that silliness about cranial needles and “judgement centres somewhere around the brain” – I mean, Amanda as some kind of master-manipulator psycho-brain-surgeon? Wtf? – but that ceased to matter very quickly when the story threads from the past few weeks all came together and everything at Division suddenly went completely, totally and utterly MENTAL. In a brilliant way. I have no idea how Nikki and co are going to get out of this one, but I’m very, VERY excited to find out….

Nikita s3 ep 16

Michael and Nikita go on a “side mission” to get Michael a new hand – not a prosthetic one, an ACTUAL hand. The people they have to make a deal with to get it from, however, are very bad news, so Birkhoff and I are very concerned about how this is all going to play out in the next few episodes; Birkhoff expresses this by way of witty one-liners, I favour frowning a lot and freaking out (not in a good way – that thing is creepy) once the Frankenhand is in situ.

Alex, meanwhile, is less concerned than annoyed because she thinks that Michael and Nikita need to stay home more and stop trying to find Frankenhands, or that everyone in Division has to be involved in everything ever, or, I don’t know, whatever: the point is Alex is still in her Amanda-induced (don’t even pretend it’s not, girlfriend) bad mood. Alex is also, however, appointed to lead the investigation into an attempted mutiny at Division. Which makes perfect sense, of course, given she tried to start a mutiny herself last week. Congratulations, once again, Ryan, on your stellar management skills.

Given so much is going on and with such high stakes, though, “Tipping Point” feels weirdly pedestrian for the first half: Michael is great, and so is Birkhoff, but the mutineers are like own-brand knock-offs of the main players (is Rachel meant to look and act as much like Nikita as she does?) and the action scenes too well-choreographed to elicit much more than a shrug. In the second half, though, things suddenly take a turn for the exciting, there’s a twist which, despite being completely obvious when you think about it, still made my jaw drop, and everything gets much more intriguing very quickly. Depending on how they handle things, the next couple of episodes could be very interesting indeed….