I’ve never come across The Onion before, so for a moment, I thought this was true. My joy was brief, but boundless. Then I noticed the “story” at the bottom of the page about “Michael Phelps return(ing) to his tank at Sea World”, and I caught on. Now, I’m disappointed.
But….um, could somebody make the cartoon anyway? Please? I really want to see it now, and it’s cruel to dangle that dream in front of me and then SNATCH it away.